A student carried a suspicious long package into a Clovis, New Mexico junior high school today. The SWAT teams were summoned a la Columbine. The police were amused to discover what the threatening object was.
It turrned out to be a 30-inch burrito wrapped in aluminum foil and a t-shirt. It was an advertising project for school, advertising a restaurant creating oddly-shaped burritos.
Is that a burrito in your pocket or — oh, never mind.