{"id":31,"date":"2005-04-29T23:59:18","date_gmt":"2005-04-30T07:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/?p=31"},"modified":"2005-04-30T00:15:31","modified_gmt":"2005-04-30T08:15:31","slug":"ad-project-locks-down-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/ad-project-locks-down-school\/","title":{"rendered":"Ad project locks down school"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A student carried a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.krqe.com\/expanded.asp?ID=9772\">suspicious long package<\/a> into a Clovis, New Mexico junior high school today. The SWAT teams were summoned a la Columbine.  The police were amused to discover what the threatening object was.<\/p>\n<p>It turrned out to be a 30-inch burrito wrapped in aluminum foil and a t-shirt. It was an advertising project for school, advertising a restaurant creating oddly-shaped burritos.  <\/p>\n<p>Is that a burrito in your pocket or &#8212; oh, never mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A student carried a suspicious long package into a Clovis, New Mexico junior high school today. The SWAT teams were summoned a la Columbine. The police were amused to discover what the threatening object was. It turrned out to be a 30-inch burrito wrapped in aluminum foil and a t-shirt. It was an advertising project [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=31"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/31\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=31"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=31"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.myadportfolio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=31"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}